Just a slow day in the Shire...
I would like to propose that I have the biggest and bestest carrot in the world.
Oh really. Well I think I have the bestest and biggest head of lettuce.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, and I'll fight ya for it.
You're no match for me! I'll whip you AND your carrot.
Woah! Hey, you're fightin' dirty!
Hey! You broke my carrot!
Uh-oh! Better run!