Now Merriadoc and Perigrine, do not, I repeat DO NOT TOUCH!!! ANYTHING!!!
Who Us? We wont touch anything!!!
Gandalf turns and walks away.
What are you doing?!!
I said I wasn’t going to touch anything, but this is an explosive, not an anything!!
Ready HERE IT GOES!!!!
Gandalf returns to the Shire after his short walk and to his dismay he sees the disaster.
“Not my precious pipeweed!!!!” “You STOOPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!”