Okay, I've got one (inspired by my choir director...):
Yeah, you wouldn't believe it Eowyn. I was completely surrounded, only a few of my men still remained to help me defend the City...
Wow...What happened then?
*embarressed* Um, I got hit by a dart and passed out.
What?!?! You gotta be kidding me!
What?
Come on, that's pathetic.
I mean, I took out the Witch-King and I'm a fetching
girl!
go eowyn! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]