That was a good one; right Merry?
There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this stupidity.
*start squeezing Pippin.*
Harder! Harder! I mean um, no were Hobbits, Halflings, Shirefolk.
Are all hobbits so dull a blade as this one?
Nope, just him. Why do you think we sent him on this journey?!?
Treebeard: What about you?
It was my turn to watch him when we ran into Frodo and Sam, So I got stuck with him.
O yah, well I can Insult you in Elvish, Ahem. Im Yrch!
Pippin.....Don't try Elvish.