Cold be heart and hand and bone,
And cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has faded and moon is dead*
*Boromir taking a stroll practicing disco*
And one, and two, ooowwww!!!.....
We mustn't let him have it. Its ours! He stealing its from us! Must use weapon of judges pity!
*goes to rivendell where the judges, Elrond, Merry, Pippin, Rosie Cotton, and Faramir are talking about absolutly nothing.*
Arrhhhh....AOAH....cruel Boromir hurts us...
What did he Do?
He gets all the votes by having a name that goes with the wave, and now he'll win! that would kill us, Kill us.
*says to self in wisper*
Should I finish the job now? no, I guess I shouldn't, it might reveal how biased we all are to Boromir.
Merry, what should we do? we've got Boromir who everyone feels baised to vote for. Theres Gandalf who's good, but he's gonna lose anyway, Aragorn, well, nevermind. But Goluum now, should we vote for him?