I love these! I gotta try one, although I have to admit I got the idea from fanfics.
Ha ha, very funny Legolas! For a moment there I thought you were serious.
I wasn't joking Aragorn. Everyone thinks you should.
What! Frodo is this true?!
I'm afraid so Aragorn, it must be done.
M: Yes, Strider this can't go on any longer.
P: Just looking at it is disturbing.
Don't worry Aragorn, washing your hair won't be too bad.
NOOOOOO!!!!