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Old 04-02-2003, 02:04 PM   #104
Airehiriel
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Airehiriel has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril


Captain: Okay, troops. We're going to go out there and we're going to give it all we've got. We're not going to run away like sissies this time. Any questions?


Random soldier: Uh, yes, I have a question! What do we do if they run at us?


Captain: You stand your ground and fight like a man!


Hama: Even if they have swords?


Yes! Even if they have swords!


Soldier: Well, I don't think I'm cut out for this business! Them swords are sharp! We could get poked.


Soldier on horse: Yes, I say this war stuff is too scary, I say we all run back home to our mommies!


Yes!! Yes!! Run away, run away!
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