Part three:
An abyss, d***it! Now shoot him before he puts a spell on us!
Why would Gandalf put a spell on us?
Abyss! Right!
It's not Gandalf, it's Saruman.
Could be Saruman, you know... seeing as how Gandalf's dead.
I'm sure it's Gandalf, even though he does have a new outfit.
How can it be Gandalf? He's been standing there for five minutes without saying anything.
Yes, yes! Kill him!
part four coming shortly...