What, he wants fangirls so he can fight 'em off? Men. *shakes head* I am sooooo glad I am not a fangirl. *grin*
Let's see what I've got today...
You fool! How dare you call me old and decrepit? I shall poke you hard with my stick!
No, my lord! Have mercy! Don't poke me with your...pokey stick of doom!
*gasp!* Not the pokey stick of doom! How can you be so mean, Saruman?
Well, I can understand the urge, I have wanted to poke Frodo a time or two.
You wanted to poke me??? Oh Gandalf, I thought you liked me!! WAHH!!
That's right, little hobbit! Your Gandalf in all actuality doesn't like hobbits at all! *pokes Gandalf with the pokey stick of doom*
Uff!!
Ha ha, that was great fun! Thanks, Saruman old buddy old pal!
Ok, that was dumb. Very dumb. I've another idea.
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