Part three. (I don't hate Aragorn. Much)
Aragorn, shame on you! You've been cheating on this contest!
No no, it wasn't me! I didn't do it! It was Arwen, really!
You DARE blame this on my daughter? You are hereby disqualified!
Aww, man! *bangs head on sword*
Therefore, since all other contestants are either missing or gagging in the bathroom, I hereby by the power vested in me pronounce Peregrin Took as Mr. Universe!
HUH?????
Um, is there a pint involved in this? 'Cause I'm kinda getting thirsty here...
Yeah, kinda long, hope it wasn't
too overmuch overinvolved.