*Bows* Thank you! How about another?
Psst...Gollum. I was just thinking, since we are both the bad guys, and no one likes us, or trusts us, we should band together. What do you think?
What?! Someone's talking to us, precious?
Yes, it's me, Grima. You know, the other slimy guy in this movie.
You wants to be our friend?
YES! I mean, yes, that is what I am saying.
A friend for us? We don't have any friends.
You wants to be our friend? Oh, that would be nice! You want to be our friend?!
OH FORGET IT! Never mind!

Where are you going, friend?! Wait! Friend! Friend?
[ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]