Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see?
Legolas: A fangirl approaches!
Aragorn: A fangirl? Only one?
Legolas: I'd watch out if I were you, Aragorn. She's looking right at you.
Aragorn: Well, if it's only one fangirl I don't think I really need to worry....
Eowyn: Hey! Aragorn! Remember me, Eowyn? Long time, no see. I thought you had fallen off another cliff, but then Eomer said you....
Aragorn: Aahh!!! Dear Eru! It's
her again! I've gotta hide! Save me, Legolas! ......Legolas?
