In fact, these are so fun, that I'm doing another one!
Hey Mr. Frodo, I've joke for you!
*Thinks* Not another one!! *Speaks* What is it Sam?
Why did the oliphaunt cross the road?
I don't know, Sam.
To get to the other side, of course!
Um, isn't that rather obvious?
I didn't think so.
WELL IF YOU TELL ME ONE MORE STUPID JOKE I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE CRACKS OF DOOM!!