Arwen and Eowyn see Aragorn come their way on horseback.
Eowyn: Look! Here comes Aragorn!
Arwen: Oh, honey! I'm over here!
Eowyn: Honey?
Honey? Don't you dare call him, honey! Aragorn is mine!
No way! Aragorn is mine, you little #*$@%!
Eowyn: You wanna duel for him?
Arwen: You bet!!!
After the duel:
Eowyn: Haha! No one messes with me!
Alright, that wasn't too great, but it was a first attempt.