GANDALF: You cannot pass!!!!!
BALROG: (starts whining) but whyyyyyyy??
GANDALF: Because I said so.
BALROG: Puhleeeese???
GANDALF: Ok, but only if you take that fool of a took, he's really been annoying me..
BALROG: NO! He's ugly!!
PIPPIN: I resent that...
*Gandalf turns around to scold Pippin, only to trip on his own staff, falling into the abyss *
BALROG: Wait I'll save you!!!! (promptly dives off bridge)
GANDALF: Wait!!! You cannot fly you fool!!!
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