Hama: I cannot alow you before Thoeden king so armed, Gandalf Greyham, by orders of, Grime Wormtongue.
Gandalf: Care for a pint?
Hama:???? What? It comes in pints?
Gandalf: well, yes, but you've got all of half already.
Hama:How did yo-...what?..........Do not!
*Gandalf sees Hamas weakness*
Gandalf: Sarumans army is bread for one purpose, to destroy the world of Pints!!!!
Hama: Very well. Go get em' Gandalf.
*Proceeds into Meduseld.*
Gandalf: The curtesy of our hall has lessed of late, Theoden Prince.
Theoden: When last I looked, Theoden, not Gandalf was king of Rohan.
Gandalf: When last you looked......How many decades ago are we talking?
Theoden: well erm um lets see, lets not go into detail, Im king!
Wormtongue: Thats a lie.
Theoden: Whats a lie?
Wormtongue: Gandalf the grey is come, he is a hareld to woe, hes not welcome.
Theoden: Wormtongue if your stupid enough to be the bad guy when the bad guys always lose, your probably stupid enough to contest Gandalf.
Wormtongue: Late is the hour in which conjurer choses to appear. Laspell I name him Ill news.
Gandalf: Be silent! keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, I have not passsed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm, deranged mind, butt ugly orc, spawn of Arwen, pimply nosed, and dumb as a blonde elf.
Legolas: I resent that statement!
Wormtongue: Sticks and stone may break my bones but names will never hurt me!
*Wormtongue starts balling.*
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