Okay, this one's really pathetic but here goes...
*The Council of Elrond is in progress*
Elrond: The Ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: Yeah you tell 'em Agent Smith.
Frodo: Aren't you the actor who dies in Black Hawk Down?
Sam: (from his hiding place) Yeah! I saw you in it!
Legolas: I wasn't in it! Erm...I mean, I wasn't in the 2nd half!
Pathetic eh? I know.
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