Saruman: We must join with him Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.
Gandalf: Sure.
Saruman: um..ah....er..oiy.
Gandalf: Whats the matter? I said yes aren't you happy?
Saruman: You were supposed to say no!
Gandalf: Oh so you want me to go around with 4 half pints, a gimpy dwarf, the stupidest blonde elf there ever was, A man who is so obsessed with rings he got his nose pierced, another man who actually can stand to be around Arwen even after she took Glofindel and locked him up, AND A DANCING BANANA!!!!
Saruman: uau...um....arh...where did the dancing banana come in?
Gandalf: It does matter where the dancing banana came in!!!!!!!
*Saruman getting sick and tired of listening to Gandalf start rolling his eyes and picks up his staff*
Saruman: just SHUT UP!!!!
*Gandalf goes flying against wall and staff battle begins*
Gandalf: If I beat you.... You'll have the curse of the dancing Banana!!!!
Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!!
*Gandalf is totally whoped and Saruman locks him away*
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