[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

*giggles insanely*

(Council of Elrond. Frodo puts the ring on the table in the center. Everyone looks amazed and they all have their say about how it should be destroyed. Boromir stands.)

Boromir: "It is a gift; a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe! Let Gondor have the weapon of the Enemy! Let us use it against him!"

Everyone with the exception of Aragorn: "Ooh, hey that's not a bad idea, guys. How 'bout we do that?"

Aragorn: "Hey, whoa, whoa! What happened to the whole 'Sauron is the only one who can use it' thing?"

(Everyone stares blankly at him.)

Gandalf: "Get with the times, Aragorn. This is the Third Age."

Legolas: "No, he's right! See, it says here in the script...."

(Everyone pulls out miniature versions of the script.)

Everyone: "Ohhhh... right then. Let's try it again from the top."

Boromir: *muttering* "A bunch of idiots, the whole lot of them."