[Airehiriel]

Scene: Mines of Moria, bridge of Khazad Dum. The Balrog has fallen into the pit, and Gandalf is holding on for dear life.

Gandalf: You see, Aragorn, I told you that this foe was beyond any of you.

Aragorn: *looking uncertain as to what to do* Uh, yeah, you're right.

Gandalf: And remember, Frodo, I said that against some I have not been tested. I guess I didn't do so well on this test.

Frodo: *being held back loosely by Boromir* Uh, yeah, I guess not.

Gandalf: This is probably your fault, Fool of a Took!

Pippin: What did I do?!

Gandalf: (still hanging on for dear life) You were the one who alerted the entire Mine to our presence with your tom foolery.

Pippin: Now wait just a second! Tom wasn't a fool, and he wasn't even in this movie! You leave him out of it.

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! I wasn't refering to Bombadil!

Boromir: *ducking arrows as he speaks* Umm, Gandalf, you are kind of ruining a dramatic moment!

Gandalf: Am I now?

Legolas: Yes, actually you are.

Gandalf: Oh, well, I just want to say one more thing!

Rest of fellowship: Get on with it!

Gandalf: Fly, you fools! *proceeds to fall* Scene returns to normal.