The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum - View Single Post

Mornie Alantie · 03-18-2003, 11:03 AM

Take a scene from the movie and totally twist it to make it really funny.

Treebeard: Little ocrs, Burraroom!

Merry: ???? were not orcs, were hobbits you over grown weed!

Treebeard: Weed I am no weed! I am an ent!

Pippin: Excuse me, may I use one of your leaves to fill my pipe?

Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, little orc.

Merry: Right were orcs that wear elvish cloaks, civilized clothes, eat lembas, and look not a thing like little orcs. This trees been smokin a little to much weed!

Pippin: Good show, may I have a go? ok then, um..... ah..... er.... your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Merry and Treebeard:.........................

Pippin: Hah! that was a good one right Merry? What? your looking at me as if I said something realy stupid!

Treebeard:*shakes head* The is no word in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this stupidity.

*starts squeezing Pippin*

Merry: Harder! Harder!...I mean stop it were hobbits halfling shirefolk!

Treebeard: are all hobbits a dull of a blade as him?

Merry: Nope. Just him. Why do you think we sent him on this journey!

Treebeard: What about you?

Merry: It was my turn to watch him when we met Frodo & Sam, so I got stuck with him.

Pippin: Oh yah well....um....ah....er....ah....um....Im Yrch!!
(Im an Orc!)

Merry and Treebeard:..........................Dont try talking in elvish.

03-18-2003, 11:03 AM	#1
Mornie Alantie Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it Posts: 226	Take a scene from the movie and go wild! Take a scene from the movie and totally twist it to make it really funny. Treebeard: Little ocrs, Burraroom! Merry: ???? were not orcs, were hobbits you over grown weed! Treebeard: Weed I am no weed! I am an ent! Pippin: Excuse me, may I use one of your leaves to fill my pipe? Treebeard: Now don't be hasty, little orc. Merry: Right were orcs that wear elvish cloaks, civilized clothes, eat lembas, and look not a thing like little orcs. This trees been smokin a little to much weed! Pippin: Good show, may I have a go? ok then, um..... ah..... er.... your ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Merry and Treebeard:......................... Pippin: Hah! that was a good one right Merry? What? your looking at me as if I said something realy stupid! Treebeard:shakes head The is no word in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this stupidity. starts squeezing Pippin Merry: Harder! Harder!...I mean stop it were hobbits halfling shirefolk! Treebeard: are all hobbits a dull of a blade as him? Merry: Nope. Just him. Why do you think we sent him on this journey! Treebeard: What about you? Merry: It was my turn to watch him when we met Frodo & Sam, so I got stuck with him. Pippin: Oh yah well....um....ah....er....ah....um....Im Yrch!! (Im an Orc!) Merry and Treebeard:..........................Dont try talking in elvish. __________________ Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.