you come up with fourty- six new obsessions that all aply to you or others you know.
When sibliings steal the one ring from you that you "barrowed" from a freind.
When you carry around your LOTR action figure to photo class and call him your Little Dark Room Buddie.
Your step-dad reminds you agian and agian that it is not real.
He bigins to hate talking to you because that is all that you talk about.
Your grandmother is obsessed
you fight with her because she steals all of your LOTR stuff.
You put rogain on you feet
You change you last name to baggins
You call your grandfather Gandalf when his name is Ollie
You call your butter knife Sting
You and your freinds qote the LOTR all the time at work till they finally fire one of you.
You love to talk to people who love LOTR
When you want to start a Tolkien convention
Tolkien's family has a restaining order
People at church start to wonder
Your family has 15 copies of all the books and movies
Your mother is obsessed
she buys you grey outfits
You rented the old LOTR movies till the copy at Smith's stopped working
You almost believe Middle earth exists
You wonder what the hobbits would be doing if they were here
you take pictures of your action figures for photo class and call it your documentary assignment
you call your freinds in Bio class names like Yrch and elf boy
You choose to read LOTR instead of the other class book for English and are the only one
You stay after to argue the finer point of LOTR with your teacher
You ALWAYS bu the Brandywine brand of mushrooms at the store, and call them the Hobbit Mushrooms.
You know treebeard would love your Village
You correct freinds friends when they are talking about LOTR
You and your best friend come up with cenarioes
You looke for the Tolkien computer in the lab where all the computers are named after famous authors
You are offered to have a Tolkien booth at a local convention
Are late to class because of the Barrowdowns
Your friend mentions that your handwriting looks like it could be elfish
you recomend LOTR
You say things like " Stupid fat Hobbit" and " Fool of a Took" when anyone skrews up
you dicribe yourself as a dwarf with a smigion of Took
You name your cat Smeagol
You argue the finer points of how to say Smeagol with your grandmother
You have an Elijah wood and Orlando Bloom marathon before seeing any of the LOTR movies.
You see Ship Rock New Mexico as Mordor on earth
You think your back yard looks like a Hobbit gardon
You search the entire state for a Legolas action figue.
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Bloody Stumps!!!
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