[Anything but Arwen]

**cackles madly** AH, rabid fangirlisms will never be the same again.... Ok, I know its skipping a bit, and more Movie-ish than book-ish but....

In Ithilin:
David Wenham smiled evilly, the tip of his sword holding the Ring on its chain round Elijah's neck.
**Author spotnatneously combusts at thought. No, stop being rabid...right, back to the story**
"A chance for Faramir of Gondor to show his quality." **nudge nudge, wink wink. Right, PAY ATTENTION!!**Elijah yelled and ran to the back of the cave. Sean Astin stood up in
outrage. "Can't you see? Cant you see what its doing to him? Please, let us go!" A servant bustled in. "Sir, Osgilath is under attack."
***
The attack on Osgilath:
"Watch out!" bawled someone. Something crashed into the side of a tower, sending debris everywhere. It fell near to where David, Sean, Elijah and some guy claiming to be Andy stood. They all looked at it, a giant hairbrush. Elijah looked up slowly. "Theyre here....theyve come..." There was a blood curdling screech.
"NAZGIRLS!" Yelled David "Take cover!"
The foul creatures swooped down on the city, with no mercy. Anything remotley male and good looking were pounced apon and carried away to their dooms. Elijah felt himself drawn to them. Sean was calling, yelling something at him but he couldnt hear. He walked onto a high bridge, and watched as the Chief Nazgirl approached, batting her eyelashes and riding a pink and fluffy flamingo of enormous size. Elijah could hear a voice in his head: "Come to me, give yourself up..." The Nazgirl had almost reached him when Sean flung himself up the stairs, knocking Elijah away from the Nazgirl. "Your hair looks awful and the flamingo is *so*last season!" He called, and the creature flew back in disgust. David, calling on all his will, threw insults at it, leaving it more vunerable. He flung a hairbrush at it, messing its hair, and the creaure fell to its ruin. Elijah in the meantime, had pinned Sean to the floor. "You! You ruined my chances! How many times, Im not interested..."

Right, that was pants. Never mind.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]