so the partial Fellowship makes their way towards Rivendell. Frodo keeps making weird noises so Strider stops to find some stuff to shove in his mouth so he will shut up. he and sam go off lookin for it.
Strider finally finds some non poisonous (or so he hopes) weedy things.
Strider: Hi Glorfy.
Glorfindel comes out of hte bushes.
Glorf: Damnit Ara-Strider! I was supposed to surprise you!
Strider: Too bad. Ha ha loser.
Glor: Shutup. Where's the noisy hairy thing?
Strider: Bill's back with the hobbits.
Glor: NOO stupid! I mean Frodo.....*mumbles something about too much pipeweed*
Stri:What was that?
Glor: Uh...nohting. Lets just get Frodo to Rivendell. *under his breath* Silly twit.
Stri: I heard that.
Glo: What? I didnt say anything...what? *tries to look innocent...but needless to say he doesnt succeed.
S: Well ive been trying to get Frodo to shut up but he wont.
G: Its okay ill put him on Asfaloth and then he'll take him to Rivendell and we'll never have to hear those annoying sounds again!
S: Theyre gonna kill him? YESS! I mean--what a pity. *snicker snicker*
G: Gawd, are you stupider than i thought?
S: Maybe...never checked.
G: *siiigh* Elrond's going to CURE him Ara-Strider!
so Glorf and Strider go back to the hobbits.
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"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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