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Old 11-09-2003, 11:55 AM   #26
Lyta_Underhill
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-Sam is evil because he broke a carrot. A poor defensless carrot.
I thought Merry broke the carrot! ("Oh, I think I've broken something..." out comes the broken carrot!)

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he goes to the first house he can find, steals a woman not mentioned before int he Books and forces her to marry him!
Except there is the fact that the woman says she has been waiting for him for a long time! (Methinks Sam and Rosie are in it together!) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Sam is evil because he never plays it again.
("We'll always have Cirith Ungol!")
BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!....how about Peter Lorre as Frodo? And Conrad Veidt as Elrond? Bogart as Aragorn, Bergman as Arwen, oh, the analogy falls down! Play it again, Samwise!

Cheers,
Lyta
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