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-Sam is evil because he broke a carrot. A poor defensless carrot.
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I thought Merry broke the carrot! ("Oh, I think I've broken something..." out comes the broken carrot!)
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he goes to the first house he can find, steals a woman not mentioned before int he Books and forces her to marry him!
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Except there is the fact that the woman says she has been waiting for him for a long time! (Methinks Sam and Rosie are in it together!) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Sam is evil because he never plays it again.
("We'll always have Cirith Ungol!")
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BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!....how about Peter Lorre as Frodo? And Conrad Veidt as Elrond? Bogart as Aragorn, Bergman as Arwen, oh, the analogy falls down! Play it again, Samwise!
Cheers,
Lyta