[Gorwingel]

Sam: Frodo I am sorry to say, I think we are at the wrong Volcano. This sign says we are at Mount Peril instead of Mount Doom.
Frodo: how far is Mount Doom from here, are we even close? We come all the way from the shire, I almost get killed by many things, we are starved and thirsty, and you say we went to the wrong Volcano? Boy, some great friend you are (Frodo starts to whisper quietly) though maybe this is good, it does mean that I get to spend some more time with my preciousss...
Sam: Oh Frodo, not again, you are starting to sound like that stinker, come on, let's get that stupid ring to the right Volcano. *Sam thinks* I wonder if this is really Mount Doom, maybe Sauron is playing a trick on us, nah, he's not that evil.