I think poor Frodo would finish the quest with NO hands...
George: hey, let's make the Witch-king cut off Frodo's hand at Weathertop! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
Later... *spoiler*
George: Hey, let's make Gollum rip off Frodo's hand at Mt. Doom instead of just his finger! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
Frodo: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Haven't I suffered enough already?
And Saruman would have a sword with a bent hilt and would be nicknamed "Count Sharky."
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