[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

(Ludicrous music-hall voice)I thank you.

Of course it would be an empty threat (cf my comment about geriatric ephemeroptera).

There's something strangely compelling about Sauron with toe-rings. It conjures up an image of a Dark Lord wearing Roman sandals, which makes me wonder what the "fair form" was that he wore when dealing with the smiths of Eregion: Hippie-Sauron, with long hair, purple sunglasses and a goatee?

...And he came to them in fair form, arrayed as a lover of trees, saying "Hey, man, groovy rings. Can anyone make them? That would be cool."... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Somehow I think not.

[ January 11, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]