So, Elenna, any movie theater that wants to sterilize their screens need only air The Fellowship Of The Ring-- once will do.
We could work this angle. "Gee, this is a big theater; twelve screens? When were they last sterilized? Mmmm-hmmm. Definitely time to rerun LOTR and avoid a call from the Board of Health."
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