The Convenor for the Middle Earth Hostelry and Inn Association regrets to inform you that we cannot at this time accommodate your request for election facilities at the Barrow Downs Swoonery for a Ms. Berry.
Swoon Room # 2, salons A, B, and C are currently booked for a long-term engagement by the Barrow Downs Birding Club. Some of the events you might wish to attend this evening, 28 Winterfilth, are the following:
Stalking the Elusive Mellow-throated Birdland
Top Hot Spots for Sighting Birdie
Birdie Up Close: Binoculars or Scopes?
Building a Better Blind: Privacy or Peek-a-boo
Identifying Birdie's Songs: To-wit, To-Wit
Our sister Inn at Bree is also full, with reservations tonight for an appearance by some hobbits, followed by a wizard and a pony.
The following week, the Barrow Downs Birding Club will be hosting a tribute to Birdland sightings, tentatively titled, "Perched atop the Lonely Star." Tickets on sale next Tuesday. Proceeds to the Barrow Downs Store.
[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]
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