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mark12_30 · 12-27-2002, 06:19 PM

I ***still*** don't understand why nobody on this forum wants to start a Balrog fan thread. He's hunky, he's macho, he wears plenty of eyeliner, he's got wings (that don't work, according to the movie-- Vanime, I wonder what that says about his little black book?) but no matter, the dude is obviously HOT HOT HOT. And doggone it all, NOBODY seems to appreciate him but me and Lush. Where are the raving and swooning threads? Where are the dedicated chatrooms? Where are the crazed Mary-Sues riding off to rescue him from that dratted old Greybeard? Where, for that matter, are the catfights, and the lists of fangirls calling themselves Mrs. Balrog, or RoggysGerl? What is the MATTER with all you other BD-ers? Can't you tell a ***HOTTIE*** when you see one???

I guess I'll just have to start my own forum. Maybe I'll call it The Chasm with the password sounding suspiciously like something that old Greybeard might say. Think anybody would join? Besides me and Lush, that is.

Vanime? How about it? C'mon.

Maril, I KNOW you can appreciate real, sultry heat when you see it. Admit it, you're a closet Balrog-fan.

12-27-2002, 06:19 PM	#20
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	I *still* don't understand why nobody on this forum wants to start a Balrog fan thread. He's hunky, he's macho, he wears plenty of eyeliner, he's got wings (that don't work, according to the movie-- Vanime, I wonder what that says about his little black book?) but no matter, the dude is obviously HOT HOT HOT. And doggone it all, NOBODY seems to appreciate him but me and Lush. Where are the raving and swooning threads? Where are the dedicated chatrooms? Where are the crazed Mary-Sues riding off to rescue him from that dratted old Greybeard? Where, for that matter, are the catfights, and the lists of fangirls calling themselves Mrs. Balrog, or RoggysGerl? What is the MATTER with all you other BD-ers? Can't you tell a *HOTTIE* when you see one??? I guess I'll just have to start my own forum. Maybe I'll call it The Chasm with the password sounding suspiciously like something that old Greybeard might say. Think anybody would join? Besides me and Lush, that is. Vanime? How about it? C'mon. Maril, I KNOW you can appreciate real, sultry heat when you see it. Admit it, you're a closet Balrog-fan. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.