Seriously, Bethberry, you should know me better than that by now. I've been trying to get a swoon forum going for The Balrog for I don;t know how long. As I mentioned in another thread, he's hunky, macho, wears very nice eyeliner, and oooo-baby is he HOT HOT HOT. Where's the glory? Where's the Seventeen Magazine Cover stories? Where's the TV-Guide articles? Where are all the fangirls named Mrs. Balrog and RoggiesGirl? Where are the legions of MarySues out to rescue him from that meddling old greybeard? Can't we barrow-downers tell a ***HOTTIE*** when we see one??? I don't know what's wrong with all of us.
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