If my LOTR dreams came true...
-Legolas would have gotten numerous Botox injections.
- I would spend my whole life avoiding said Botox injected Legolas
- I would end up stabbing said Legolas and running away with Glorfindel.
This is one of my many, many disturbing LOTR dreams.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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