[elven maiden Earwen]

In Jive, I read a RPG post of mine that was supposed to be sad. This is how it turned out.

De dragon had been slain. 'S coo', bro. De quest wuz now over. Ah be baaad... All dat wuz left wuz t'say baaaadbye and haid crib. Rowan had told Iarlhach whut had happened t'Alcyávëiel and he had told him whut Alcyávëiel said. Iarlhach wid love fo' his life decided dat he would meet ha' soon, fo' he would sail west. Man!

Rowan stood starin' at da damn see as de sun set. Man! It wuz fine. De wind blew softly. Slap mah fro! Rowan sighed. So's much had happened on de quest. Man! He had seen dead, pain and despair, but he had also seen hope and love.

“Goodbye Nalin. 'S coo', bro. Goodbye Alcyávëiel. Goodbye Merenwen. 'S coo', bro. Goodbye Callo” he whispuh'ed softly rememberin' his companions who had got wasted. Dey wuz all real brave and dey had become his homeys. He would miss dem. WORD!

Rowan turned around. Fust he said baaaadbye t'de dwarf broders and Farin and Perin. 'S coo', bro. Den he haided towards Iarlhach and said his baaaadbyes t'him. WORD!

“Tell Alcyávëiel dank ya'. She saved mah' life.” Rowan said slowly. Slap mah fro!

“I will”.

He told his baaaadbyes t'Ewinda. WORD!

“Elentari ya' gots been some great guide is quest. Man! May we meet again soon. 'S coo', bro.” He said his baaaadbyes t'Lenwe too and den he haided towards Lostlondwen and ha' moder. Ah be baaad...

“ You's is truly brave Lostlondwen, and ah' gots'ta rememba' yo' bravery,” he said choosin' his wo'ds carefully. Slap mah fro!

“Dank ya'.”

“And Lostlondwen. 'S coo', bro. ah' finally gots an answa' to yo' quesshun.” He said wid some smile. “I's gots'ta be goin' t'go crib and see mah' family. Slap mah fro! ah' gots'ta live happily till de end uh my days. Always t'rememba' de sucka's ah' have seen and met and da damn place ah' have been on dis quest. Man! To rememba' deir bravery, deir loyalty and deir courage. Farewell.”

And wid dis he rode uh east on Bulëgalad. It wuz goin' t'be some long and hard journey but Rowan knowed he would survive. Afta' all he dun did survive da damn dragon. 'S coo', bro.

And Rowan comes no mo'e into dis tale no' be any tale eva' told uh de rest uh his life.

lol. Its a nightmare. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]