Hehehe! I love this! Here are a few examples of my name:
Jive Ho'se-Maiden uh de Shire
Redneck Houn'dog-Maiden of th' Shire
Elmer Fudd Howse-Maiden of the Shiwe
Swedish Chef Hurse-a-Meeedee ooff zee Shure-a
Hacker h0rse-maiden oF t3h shir e
Ooh my...that Swedish chef one is crazy...
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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