Dear lord I actually speak cockney! I'd never realised before but that must be how I read the Bds in my head...gulp! Yup, that's my miserable secret. When I read Bethberry I actually think:
I don't say chuffin' though. In fact I've never met someone who says it. Perhaps they went to a different EastEnd?
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“Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you."
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