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Old 08-13-2003, 02:44 PM   #29
Diamond18
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What's really priceless is reading one of those threads which complain about chatspeak, sloppy typing, bad spelling, etc., in Moron...

My favorite way to read the RPG's is Jive. You get phrases such as...

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"Pimpiowyn! Right on! Oh, Pimpi! Right on! Pimpi mah' love! Right on!"
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And touching moments like...

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Vogonwë’s missiles, however, flew long and true. One by one, in slow moshun, dey struck Gravlox, some in de 'esact same place as de oders. As each one struck, his haid jerked back and his fro flew about his haid in an even mo'e dramatic fashion. 'S coo', bro. A look uh ho'rified confusion wuz writ across hain't-so-noble mien—he had neva' dought dat Vogonwë would reso't t'spells and magick mischief. But so's it wuz.

“Noooooooo! Right on!” Merisuwyniel cried, runnin' fo'ward. De real last arrow wuz flyin' straight toward Gravlox’s heart, but befo'e it could hit its mark, de lide fo'm uh de Elven maiden intercepted it. Man! ...

She fell t'de ground wid some heart-wrenchin' cry, and somewhere an o'chestral swell could be heard. Pimpiowyn shrieked in ho'ro', Gravlox gasped out da damn dojigger uh de noble lady, and Vogonwë said, “Uh-oh. Lop some boogie.”

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"Merisu! Right on!" cried Gravlox even as he slumped t'de ground.
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