[Midgardsormen]

I found the spot:
'We have not found what what we sought' said one. 'But what have we found?'
'Not Orcs,' said another, releasing the hilt of his sword, which he had seized when he saw the glitter of Sting in Frodo's hand.
'Elves?' said a third, doubtfully.
'Nay, not Elves,' said the fourth, the tallest, and as it appeared the chief among them. 'Elves do not walk in Ithilien in these days. And Elves are wondrous fair to look upon, or so 'tis said.'
'Meaning we're not, I take you,' said Sam...
I really love that part...and I laugh every time!!
And of course Gollum IS funny...both the content of what he says and HOW he says it!!
I never came away feeling Gollum was scary, just really crazy...'we wants it, pressssious!!'