I'd have to say my favorite characters are Lord Earnur Etceteron and his dread sword Wylkynsion. This introduction had me laughing out loud in my computer chair: (a very small slice for you)
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Meanwhile, astride the great Lord of horses, and blissfully unaware of his rebellious thoughts, Earnur himself was occupying his manly hands with the manly deed of manfully smoking his manly ebony pipe. Between manly puffs, he would pause to blow smoke rings of great intricacy and beauty, although of a deeply masculine and heroic fashion. Reaching back into one of his inky saddlebags, he extracted a blacked silver flask of Elven make, and took from it a manly swig of whatever manly spirit was to be found therein, before replacing it neatly with a single flick of his manly wrist.
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Kudos to Squatter of Amon Rudh, the creator of this manfully manly "Miruvor-sodden fool".
It wouldn't do Wylkynsion justice to cut out a slice of his introduction. You know where to find it. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[ February 14, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]