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			The Balrog was slain by Glorfindel in a brawl at the local pub. The Balrog was, in fact, an inebriated American tourist with a visor and a map in the back pocket of his shorts, and he made the deadly blunder of insulting Glorfindel's "mum."********************
 When and where was Sauron happiest?
 
				__________________~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~
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