Gimli's specially made iron & lead frying pan was named Ix-nay on-ay e-thay orcs-ay.
Legolas's scotch-tape bow is named... oops, it fell apart again. Time to get a new one.
Boromir's go-gurt tube sword was named The Rock, after his hero.
Ithaeliel's violin is named Big Red (not after the gum!) because it's red. Hey, wait! That's not a weapon! NOOO! LEAVE BIG RED ALONE!!
Where, how and why did Aragorn die?
[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]
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His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
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