He wore the ring around his big toe. He hated his toes and was all "I'm so depressed. My feet are ugly. Especially that huge, ugly big toe." So he wanted to make it beautiful and he put it on his big toe.
Why did Aragorn have so many names?
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Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~*~
~*~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar!
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