A long time ago, the dwarves came across a magician who asked them (very politely) to do a few things for him since he was so tired. The dwarves refused, making the magician very angry. He put a spell on all of them that made ugly boils spring up all over their faces, making the dwarves cry at their ugliness. Ever since then, the dwarves have hidden in caves and only come out if they absolutely have to.
Whatever happened to Elrond?
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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