It was the result of a childhood accident with a mincer, he was climbing on the table in the kitchen, when he slipped and his ear got caught in the mincer. Fortunately, his ears were quite small, so only a little bit was cut off. He couldn't stand the idea of having uneven ears, so he minced the other one as well! It was so bad though, as at the time his Dad had been trying out his new camcorder and had caught the whole thing on tape. They sent it off to the television company and won a trip to Disneyland!
Who or what was the balrog?
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