In the first grade, there was this girl he really liked. He was sneaking around her house trying to steal her diary to see if she liked him too. He accidentally sneezed, so quikly he hid in a bush. The girl wouldn't have caught him and he wouldn't have been greatly embaressed if it hadn't been for the sun reflecting of the unpowdered nose of a bird, right into the shadow where he was hiding, thus being caught. That is why he hates sunlight.
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What was gollum before he was brainwashed by the One Ring?
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The Few, the Proud, the Marines.
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