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Old 04-30-2002, 09:07 AM   #228
Birdland
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Birdland has just left Hobbiton.
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Keeping with the "no women in LoTR unless absolutely necessary" theme, there were no stewardesses in Middle-earth. Only stewards.

The Stewards of Gondor were the friendly hosts for Eagle Air, the only transcontinental airline of Middle-earth. Their slogan was, "Ent-draught, mead, or me?"

They did look very fetching in their uniforms, but the heels just killed them.

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When Gandalf fell in Khazad-Dun, where did he go?

[ April 30, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]
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