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Forum: Elvenhome 05-03-2003, 07:57 PM |
Replies: 955
Views: 122,714
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After musing for a long time over a plate of...
After musing for a long time over a plate of balrog wings, Guo finally responded to Beleth's inquire. "Uh.... its not fake!" She looked at him with skeptical eyes. "Fine, whatever" she... |
Forum: Elvenhome 05-01-2003, 08:39 PM |
Replies: 955
Views: 122,714
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A lone figure stood at the entrance to the party....
A lone figure stood at the entrance to the party. He was a tall, imposing (Or so he thought) figure who brought a gasp from all those assembled. Was it fear? Admiration? Or just the fact that he was... |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 05-01-2003, 08:16 PM |
Replies: 208
Views: 28,634
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Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-17-2003, 08:42 PM |
Replies: 996
Views: 334,915
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Guo Si
Off-topic: Any way for a resident of the US to...
Off-topic: Any way for a resident of the US to see this "Monkey" show? On-topic: I just read an amazingly good short story today. Its the "Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath" by H.P. Lovecraft. Unlike... |
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 04-16-2003, 09:19 PM |
Replies: 96
Views: 16,008
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Guo Si
I enjoyed bothering the chatgoers so much it was...
I enjoyed bothering the chatgoers so much it was only natural to do it here too. Then, about 50 posts down the line, it got boring, so I shut up for about a year. Then, I was bored today so I decided... |
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-16-2003, 02:34 PM |
Replies: 996
Views: 334,915
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Guo Si
Lately I've been reading more Eastern literature....
Lately I've been reading more Eastern literature. I'm almost finished with The Four Great Chinese Classics (or something close to that). These are composed of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, The Water... |
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-16-2003, 02:09 PM |
Replies: 101
Views: 14,863
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Guo Si
As previously stated, there are some people who...
As previously stated, there are some people who just don't enjoy fantasy novels. However, there are a few other reasons why one may not enjoy Lord of the Rings. Stylistically, LoTR can be a bit... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-16-2003, 11:16 AM |
Replies: 1,605
Views: 366,823
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Guo Si
You are addicted to the Barrow-Downs when you...
You are addicted to the Barrow-Downs when you scour through old email adresses, oftentimes trying in vain to remember old passwords, to get to the one you registered with, just so you can log in... |
Forum: The Books 06-08-2002, 02:58 PM |
Replies: 14
Views: 5,450
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Guo Si
First of all, I'd like to congratulate Maedhros...
First of all, I'd like to congratulate Maedhros on a great topic. Keep up the good work! smilies/smile.gif Personally, I think that Maeglin had a chance to turn out alright, but a very slim... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-08-2002, 09:26 AM |
Replies: 124
Views: 24,332
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Guo Si
You are all taking this far too literally!...
You are all taking this far too literally! Tolkien was NOT chicken in a physical sense. However, he WAS a chicken mentally, as can be seen in his suberb works of literature. |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-05-2002, 04:22 PM |
Replies: 761
Views: 103,224
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-04-2002, 06:25 PM |
Replies: 761
Views: 103,224
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Guo Si
Gimli son of Gloin: You know that site Mho...
Gimli son of Gloin: You know that site Mho mentioned? Well, I can't wait to thank him for it! |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-30-2002, 04:29 PM |
Replies: 124
Views: 24,332
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Guo Si
Are you saying J.R.R Tolkein was a chicken? ...
Are you saying J.R.R Tolkein was a chicken? smilies/biggrin.gif |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-28-2002, 05:53 PM |
Replies: 124
Views: 24,332
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Guo Si
Well, Vanima, as in another tale in the Lieh-Tzu,...
Well, Vanima, as in another tale in the Lieh-Tzu, a wise sage says that some people can apply a technique without knowing how, while others may no how but cannot apply it. Obviously, the chicken can... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-28-2002, 05:36 PM |
Replies: 124
Views: 24,332
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Guo Si
Well Vanima, to believe in your theory, one must...
Well Vanima, to believe in your theory, one must assume chickens are driven by baser instincts, such as glutteny (as seen in the vittles theory) or lust (as seen in the rooster theory). However, as I... |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-28-2002, 03:26 PM |
Replies: 124
Views: 24,332
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Guo Si
Upon waking up this morning, I had an incredible...
Upon waking up this morning, I had an incredible insight on the question of chicken's wings and their ability to fly. The answer is clearly in the Lieh-Tzu, a Taosit text describing the path to... |
Forum: The Books 05-24-2002, 07:22 PM |
Replies: 109
Views: 19,293
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Guo Si
See? Elves just suck, don't they? Who says we...
See? Elves just suck, don't they? Who says we give up on em and follow Orcs? |
Forum: The Books 05-24-2002, 07:17 PM |
Replies: 109
Views: 19,293
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Guo Si
Bah..... just because he isn't important to the...
Bah..... just because he isn't important to the fellowship doesn't mean he wasn't important! Like, look at the elves that were turned into Orcs! Without them, we'ed have no Orcs! Wait.... bad... |
Forum: The Books 05-24-2002, 06:56 PM |
Replies: 109
Views: 19,293
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Guo Si
Curufin, of course smilies/biggrin.gif I mean,...
Curufin, of course smilies/biggrin.gif I mean, the plan to "save" Luthien was brilliant! Not to mention he...... um...... rode horses very well! |
Forum: Elvenhome 05-23-2002, 08:52 AM |
Replies: 858
Views: 89,835
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Guo Si
"Curses! Curses to Dur, curses to that Pink...
"Curses! Curses to Dur, curses to that Pink Balrog, curses to the fame I never had!" Guo Si screams as Dur eats the Pink Balrog. "Oh well, I'll write a movie about this and show Disney! Then I'll be... |
Forum: Elvenhome 05-23-2002, 08:34 AM |
Replies: 858
Views: 89,835
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Guo Si
"Ack! Terribly sorry Dur! Its just bouncing...
"Ack! Terribly sorry Dur! Its just bouncing gnolls are a bit scary!" Guo Si says as he tries to help Dur clean the mustard off. "But a bigger problem is... now that the Pink Balrog is loose... how... |
Forum: Elvenhome 05-23-2002, 08:17 AM |
Replies: 858
Views: 89,835
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Guo Si
Walking in to the small tent, Guo Si finds an...
Walking in to the small tent, Guo Si finds an extremly large, extremly hairy gnoll bouncing around. Guo Si, too surprised to think clearly, quickly mutters a few words in the Black Speech, and... |
Forum: Elvenhome 05-23-2002, 07:11 AM |
Replies: 858
Views: 89,835
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Guo Si
Suddenly, a lone figure in his mithril armor...
Suddenly, a lone figure in his mithril armor dashes in. "Ack! How stupid of me to almost forget the party! Don't worry though, I made it!" Guo shouts, and he immediatly runs toward the buffet... |
Forum: Haudh-en-Ndengin 05-18-2002, 05:15 PM |
Replies: 24
Views: 24,748
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Guo Si
Well, the orcs reproduce, right? So we can...
Well, the orcs reproduce, right? So we can safetly assume there are female orcs. However, I just don't think there were really any female orcs worth mentioning, or perhaps there were, but since the... |
Forum: The Books 05-17-2002, 11:05 PM |
Replies: 40
Views: 9,862
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Guo Si
Suddenly, a dashing figure wearing the spiffiest...
Suddenly, a dashing figure wearing the spiffiest of mithril armor strides into the line. He mistakes the gawking of the crowd for looks of awe as he repositions his plumed helmet and toys with his... |
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