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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-12-2012, 07:41 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
As I've recently played Skyrim, and as it is...

As I've recently played Skyrim, and as it is already a meme, it just begs to be uttered (I guess I will get stoned for that by angry mobs later on... but anyway)


Gandalf telling Frodo about...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2007, 07:30 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
http://www.geocities.com/gl_century/misc/lost.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/gl_century/misc/lost.jpg
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-24-2006, 04:29 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
On the crossroads somwhere near Bree

Gandalf coming in to have a mug or two with Butterbur sees Aragorn lying on the road with his ear to the ground:

G. Valar be with you, Aragorn, I see you are being rangering... What is it?
A. Big...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-12-2005, 02:05 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Despite Sam's view on the subject, Frodo became...

Despite Sam's view on the subject, Frodo became very famous in the Shire, so all young hobbits were eager to take after him. The situation soon ended in environmental catastrophe in Mordor, as...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-17-2005, 04:05 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
after a break...

Sam in Golden Perch:

Sam: What's the price for just one drop of your finest beer, sir?
Inkeeper: um... what? One drop? Drop comes free, I suppose...
Sam: Very well :D, pour me out a pint of your...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-13-2004, 02:34 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
2+2=4

... Sam can gather 5 pounds of bilberries in an hour, whilst Rosie can gather 4 pounds. But if they go to the forest to gather bilberries together, it does not necessarily follow that they will...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-21-2004, 02:38 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Some centuries after the fall of Sauron. In...

Some centuries after the fall of Sauron. In Valinor, Celembrimbor (C) and Galadriel (G) converse:

C: Honey, you know, I've been reading one of those modern novels humans write in Hither Lands and...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2004, 08:54 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
if they add uglúk u bagronk sha pushdug [name of...

if they add uglúk u bagronk sha pushdug [name of the person]-glob búbhosh skai..., you have your ork, than ;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2004, 02:48 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
You know the difference between the bed-time...

You know the difference between the bed-time tales elves and orks tell their children?

Elven tales begin with ‘once upon a time, in a fair kingdom far away...’, whilst orkish ones with ‘hey,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-12-2004, 04:48 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
The Doors of Sauron, Lord of Mordor. Speak, foe,...

The Doors of Sauron, Lord of Mordor. Speak, foe, and clear off! Your pathetic incantations are pestering!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-09-2004, 01:46 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Keep coming, folks

Two orks in Mordor

O1: It's quite boring down here
O2: Why won't we have fun with that hairy-feet halfling in the dungeon, than?
O1: Can't. The wretched rat dug up too many holes down there, no...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-09-2004, 02:21 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
some more

***

Bilbo and Frodo in Rivendell:

B: 'What’s become of my ring, Frodo, that you took away?’
F: ‘I have lost it, Bilbo dear, I got rid of it, you know.’
B: ‘What a pity! I should have liked to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-06-2004, 04:54 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
It was funny, perky, it was :D new entries: ...

It was funny, perky, it was :D

new entries:

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The Lord of the Rings (a.k.a. Rocky VI) is a movie where a small time boxer Frodo Bilboa gets a once in a lifetime chance to fight the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-05-2004, 01:54 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
new new

- What is it: Huge, black, hairy, leggy, eats everything?
- It's a huge, black, hairy, leggy all-eating Ungoliant!

alternative answer: Shelob
another alternative: pig ;) (not the pink one,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-15-2004, 12:19 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
But yes! Its mere shape is a hint at cruelty of...

But yes! Its mere shape is a hint at cruelty of its essense...

'twas a good one, Nilpaurion, kudos! :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-15-2004, 12:00 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Do pay for your passage, dear trolls...

Trolley-bus is a carrier devised by Morgoth in mockery of an Ento-bus
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2004, 08:08 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
an another one

The following one refers to movie version (and actually was concerned with crocodiles, to be honest :))

So:

Gandalf on Caradhras raises his hands and starts murmuring

Aragorn: What is all...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2004, 08:02 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
some more, after a break

***
When Beorn was young, he was quite thin, bald, cachetic and undersized, But once he fell into the Entwash...

***

Two doctors in an asylum:

Doctor #1: And this here chap is our gravest...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-19-2003, 04:11 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting new entries: *** Among the ents Sam was...

new entries:

***

Among the ents Sam was known as a gifted barber

***

'Well, what may you be doing here, bum-burarum?'
Asked Fangorn
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-18-2002, 05:20 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting lol alas, but Morgoth came by himself indeed

lol

alas, but Morgoth came by himself indeed
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-12-2002, 03:52 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting Archery Contest in Mirkwood. Tall, but slender...

Archery Contest in Mirkwood. Tall, but slender elf comes out with a medium bow, bends it sends an arrow right into the aplle of the mark
"I'm Legolas" proclaims he and goes back to his seat
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-29-2002, 12:14 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting not only, but yes, definitely smilies/smile.gif

not only, but yes, definitely smilies/smile.gif
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-28-2002, 05:18 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting hya Akhtene, we drink from the same well there, I...

hya Akhtene, we drink from the same well there, I surmise smilies/smile.gif
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2002, 02:52 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting Gimli: Dear Sam, today your cooking was...

Gimli: Dear Sam, today your cooking was extraordinary...
Sam (blushing): Really?
Gimli: Yeah, even [i[my[/i] stomach rises...

* * *

Gimli is visiting Legolas in Mirkwood. On the wall of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2002, 02:02 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 63,640
Posted By HerenIstarion
Sting 9 worms are crowling beneath the feet of...

9 worms are crowling beneath the feet of Midolluin. Not far away newly rebuilt gates of Minas Anor are gleaming in the sun. One of the worms applies to another, who's wearing a golden crown:
-...
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