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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2008, 12:52 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Elrond: And that's when we march into the heart...

Elrond: And that's when we march into the heart of Enemy controlled land with the only thing that could really tick him off!

Boromir: I hope that's the apple pie I just sat in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-04-2008, 05:31 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Aragorn after talking to this guy...

Aragorn after talking to this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdF8DJ70Dc):

Yeah, dude, I like, totally know what you mean. The orcs were like, dude, man, and then the trolls were like, ROAR,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2008, 03:41 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde...

Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde kids ARE the spawn of evil.

Uruk: Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are!

EDIT: Sorry for quoting the wrong pic, but I can't see this next one...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-13-2007, 07:08 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Gandalf: (muttering) ... warned them, but did...

Gandalf: (muttering) ... warned them, but did they listen to me? Well it's always the same, I always tell them, oh it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it...

Legolas: G-Gandalf?

Gandalf:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-28-2007, 07:42 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By The Sixth Wizard
For all those Aussies who may read this and have...

For all those Aussies who may read this and have seen that Qantas ad...

Frodo: I've been to cities that never close down...
Sam (joining in): From New York to Rome, to old London town,
Gollum:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2007, 04:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Turin: (with blank eyes) Exterminate!...

Turin: (with blank eyes) Exterminate! Exterminate!

OR

Ooh look, something shiny! *falling* AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHH ... - Hey, I'm ok! *sword falls on head*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-09-2007, 06:35 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Guy: Professor, Tolkien is it? We're here about...

Guy: Professor, Tolkien is it? We're here about the unpaid publishing bills-

JRRT: Go back to the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master!!

OR

JRRT: Blah, this romance stuff is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-30-2007, 05:08 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Does my tail look big in this? :D

Does my tail look big in this? :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-01-2007, 09:13 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Witch-King: Stop here Prancer, let me smite this...

Witch-King: Stop here Prancer, let me smite this here rat! Oh darn, stupid ... mace too small... *guh* *ungh* *falls off*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-27-2007, 02:16 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Yes, THIS is what heroin users end up looking...

Yes, THIS is what heroin users end up looking like... Be warned.

(and of course they end up using needles THAT BIG)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-19-2007, 01:04 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Saruman: I need something to get these orcs...

Saruman: I need something to get these orcs moving! Lazy fatties...

Grima: "To war" sir?

Saruman: No no, I have a better idea... (shouts) TO THE STORE!!

OR

None can resist the grease of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-02-2007, 12:51 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
No evil in Arda or Menel can rival those selfish...

No evil in Arda or Menel can rival those selfish spawn you must call co-workers...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-25-2007, 02:43 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
I keep telling you, I'm not Gandalf, stupid bird!...

I keep telling you, I'm not Gandalf, stupid bird! Petrificus totalus darn it!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-21-2007, 11:24 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Me: Alright, just so everyone knows, NO...

Me: Alright, just so everyone knows, NO uncloaking jokes, or else I'll negative-rep you into oblivion!

Just wanted to make that clear. . . :smokin:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2007, 03:44 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
After performing an amazing song and dance...

After performing an amazing song and dance routine about the way Saruman's belly button hair was the greatest in history, the Uruk leaps into a pit.

Uruk 1: That was great! Encore!

Uruk 2:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Super Saiyan Boromir! Boromir: (powering...

Super Saiyan Boromir!

Boromir: (powering up) ......hhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-08-2007, 03:59 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Boromir suddenly realises that the girls thought...

Boromir suddenly realises that the girls thought Legolas more attractive than him, and sticks a few arrows into himself in a fit of agony.

OR

Boromir ALSO finds the Children of Hurin...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2007, 02:54 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Boromir: (still smiling with clenched teeth)...

Boromir: (still smiling with clenched teeth) Cheese! Psst, Faramir, aren't I dead?

Faramir: Shut up, you might hurt PJ's feelings... the plot twist was his idea... nobody told him they're cutting...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2007, 12:19 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
NOW who's the Hobbit, Peter? OR The man...

NOW who's the Hobbit, Peter?

OR

The man behind Boromir looks strangely elongated...

OR

Denethor: Stop biting my hair!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-21-2007, 10:10 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
A new picture? ...

A new picture?

http://www.geocities.com/batman_927/lor.jpg

The REAL Lord of the Rings!

OR

A man of Arabian descent is annoyed to find a sign saying 'Fellowship of the Ring' superglued to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2007, 04:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Pipe Eomer: Now who pinched my shampoo? Come on, or...

Eomer: Now who pinched my shampoo? Come on, or I'll sick Eowyn on you!

Eowyn: Hyaaaaa!

OR

Eomer is slightly annoyed after the battle of the Pelennor Fields to find two of his best men being...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-11-2007, 02:35 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Theoden: DEATH!!! Eomer: No you idiot the...

Theoden: DEATH!!!

Eomer: No you idiot the forces of Mordor are the other way... (turns Theoden around)

OR

Aaa...aaa...aaa...*coughs up furball*

OR
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-12-2007, 10:06 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Uruk: Limbo! OR PJ: No we have not got...

Uruk: Limbo!

OR

PJ: No we have not got too much CGI in the movie! There's a speck of sky somewhere there that's real! **points** SEE!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-10-2007, 02:26 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
May I post a new picture? ;) ...

May I post a new picture? ;)

http://www.decipher.com/lordoftherings/cardlists/premium/images/LOTR-WR01050.jpg

Me: Look, it's a Legolas playing card. Do I honestly need to post a joke?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-03-2007, 06:09 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,608
Posted By The Sixth Wizard
Pipe Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you...

Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!
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