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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-15-2006, 11:28 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
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Alcarillo
Morm's post gave me an idea.
Sam, thinking:...
Morm's post gave me an idea. Sam, thinking: *Why does he have to exaggerate everything fifty-thousand times worse than it really is?!* |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-30-2006, 10:07 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Somebody had to say it
Guess what was in the tower . . . Gandalf uncloaked. *groan* :rolleyes: or Rather than dying by pyre, Denethor has chosen to jog around the city in a fur coat and chain mail. The... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-14-2006, 09:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Gandalf: As I was saying, the top of Orthanc was...
Gandalf: As I was saying, the top of Orthanc was very cold. The rain fell in lashing torrents, and I was so bitterly cold that I thought I would lose my toes to frostbite. Such was the coldness and... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-27-2006, 11:15 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Elrond was a notoriously messy eater, especially...
Elrond was a notoriously messy eater, especially when it came to chocolate. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-11-2006, 08:39 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim! ...
Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim! (Just look at the hat, people) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-30-2006, 06:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Sauron always regretted trying to crane his neck...
Sauron always regretted trying to crane his neck to get a better view of those eagles. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-25-2006, 04:24 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
As a child, Butterbur didn't believe his mother...
As a child, Butterbur didn't believe his mother when she told him his face would get stuck making faces like that. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-23-2006, 05:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Frodo just couldn't hide his feelings when Gimli...
Frodo just couldn't hide his feelings when Gimli intoduced him to his sister. Frodo: Th-th-the . . . the beard! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2006, 06:46 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Frodo's just had a taste of Eowyn's stew.
or...
Frodo's just had a taste of Eowyn's stew. or Caught in mid-transformation, Frodo the rabid werewolf is confronted by the angry villagers! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-21-2006, 06:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the...
Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the amazing Bilbo, will defy the powers of nature, by eating this flaming cake, and living to tell the tale! Hobbits: *gasps!* Bilbo: Now folks, this... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-19-2006, 09:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Everyone knew Gondor was headed downhill when the...
Everyone knew Gondor was headed downhill when the Steward began endorsing fruit juices. Denethor: Buy Hi-C! With 750% of your daily recommended dose of vitamin C, it's on fire! *winks, thumbs-up* |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-19-2006, 12:11 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Peter Jackson was overbudget
So he decided a little product placement couldn't hurt. PJ: Purists, schmurists; nobody will notice. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 05:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Character Offscreen: *sigh* Not more loiterers at...
Character Offscreen: *sigh* Not more loiterers at the bus stop again! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-25-2006, 09:52 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-19-2006, 08:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Bilbo finds Frodo's secret diary
Dear Diary, Uncle Bilbo was wearing that shawl again today. When will somebody tell him he looks like Grandma Mirabella? It's almost as bad as those dresses Elrond likes to wear. - Frodo ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-22-2005, 11:38 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
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Alcarillo
Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from...Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from falling into the red goop. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-10-2005, 04:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
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Alcarillo
The mall Santa took a less jolly approach to...The mall Santa took a less jolly approach to Christmas this year. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2005, 04:25 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Bilbo just can't get the children's attention off...
Bilbo just can't get the children's attention off of the hobbit drinking the whole barrel of punch. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-17-2005, 11:01 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-05-2005, 11:40 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
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Alcarillo
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-26-2005, 08:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
You won't get this if you haven't seen the commercials . . .Boromir: Don't worry, I've got Capital One! He flourishes the credit card through the air. The orcs stop and groan. Orc: What's in your wallet? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2005, 10:31 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Theoden was 267 days into his no-bath regimen. He...Theoden was 267 days into his no-bath regimen. He was so close to beating Aragorn's record, he could almost feel victory in his dry, rough hands that very moment. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2005, 01:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Denethor was not amused by the whoopie cushion...Denethor was not amused by the whoopie cushion Pippin had placed on his chair. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-19-2005, 06:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
By some strange Be careful what you wish for......By some strange Be careful what you wish for... twist of fate, Sauron and Galadriel married and had a daughter. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-18-2005, 06:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,399
Posted By
Alcarillo
Theoden (thinking): :( That's what I'll look...
Theoden (thinking): :( That's what I'll look like in fifteen years. . . |
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